How about, "One third of fire deaths are not caused by batteries which were at no point connected to the smoke detector whilst the fire was causing said fire deaths."

No that's how you turn the nightlight mode on.

"As the temperature drops at night, the batteries cool down—triggering the sensor that detects low power. ... Almost two thirds of fire deaths are caused by disconnected batteries."

As a scenic overlook, it is fantastic.

Well this answers my "How effective are those barriers?" question.

So is this complicated mechanism what I should blame for the gas dribbles on my car when I pull the nozzle out?

So is this complicated mechanism what I should blame for the gas dribbles on my car when I pull the nozzle out?

I guess I also don't understand why anyone would ever watch anything longer that a minute on their phone.

Someone please explain to me why the hell I would ever need a kickstand to hold my phone up.

Yeah, a lot of the graphic designer types I know prefer Wacom over a mouse. They usually say they like it because "its like drawing on the computer." But for me, if I want to draw ill grab my sketchbook. I use computers when I want precision, straight lines, perfect margins, etc. Call me old fashion, but I prefer my…

I hate GIMP, so much. Maybe if I had never used the real Photoshop, I might like it. I have it installed and I never use it unless I'm really desperate.

The only thing I ever want/need a mouse for is Illustrator or Photoshop. The day I can afford to get those programs on my personal laptop will be the day I get a mouse.

I only wait in lines for two things,

The plastic is actually heavier

Aren't the screens, or faces, whatever you call them, the same on the 5s and 5c? So if the face shattered on the 5c, that doesn't mean it is necessarily a less sturdy phone, right? Its not like the plastic case shattered, which is the main structural difference between the two.

Wait, is it seriously 3x3 on the iPad? Thats the worst thing ever, literally.

I KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF JEEZ

I agree, these animations are ridiculous. I figure they probably waste about two seconds every time I look at my phone. And I look at my phone a lot, and looking at my phone should only take two seconds. They are very pretty, but it looks like Apple putting form over function a bit as they run from skeuomorphism.

I'm thinking about burying all the apps I don't use at least a few times a day in one massive folder, and then forcing myself to adjust to just always using spotlight to launch apps. If many my apps are buried in a folder's second page anyway due to this 3x3 thing, I might as well just bury them all and be done with…

I know how to turn it off...