If you bought this car in cash, the money would weigh over 800 pounds. (Assuming you paid in hundreds)

Well now what the fuck is the point of Starbucks if I can't smoke outside

I'd just like to add, doing it in this order is super important. Half the time when I order iced americanos, they do ice->espresso->water. And that just makes room temperature watery espresso. yuck.

All I want in life is a car with side-by-side MPH and airspeed gauges on the dash. Because America.

...reads a book nearly every day — and reads about 875 books a school year.

...or have never actually been convicted of a sex-related crime.

Ok, I did not realize how much posting this picture would upset people. I was not trying to say the the 2008 TRD supercharged Tundra is a better performing vehicle, and I wasn't trying to say that the new Vette is a bad car. (However I do still think its ugly)

Edit: I still can't figure out this fucking commenting system.

So Im completely underwhelmed by the corvette's horsepower.

504 horses with the TRD supercharger.

Can someone please photoshop this thing onto a NYC city street or a highway in rush-hour traffic or somewhere normal. Also it would look cool as hell passing a Prius on a mountain road.

My thinking was; engines turn energy into motion, but windmills turn motion into energy.

Isn't a wind turbine basically the opposite of an engine?

"European Hipsters Degrade Native American Culture with Colonization, Disease, and War"

A stripper dancing in an Obama mask just sounds like a pretty decent EDM music video to me.

That's why I use them. I hate cold hands for more than warm beer.

Thanks for the link! Looks pretty rad to me.

I just had an idea, someone who knows more than me about cars give your opinion.

First misleading headline I'm totally ok with.

Ok thats actually a good point. But still, anyone who makes a page like that, is an idiot.