Hide your jewelry and cash directly beneath your unlocked Ferrari (Keys on dash).

I was lucky enough to hear Purity Ring live the first time I heard them. Definitely the best way to discover music. Especial if its this good.

Even if cars did count, my MBP would still win.

GIF is the word of the year. Welcome to the future.

I think motorcycles are great. They meet the requirements of modern life (speed, range, etc), but don't take up unnecessary space and resources to carry just one person the way cars do.

Sophomore year of college I used my printer one time, to SCAN something. However, it wouldnt let me scan anything because I was out of ink. So I had to drive to the store, pay the exorbitant price for cartridges, and then spend the time to figure out how to replace them, JUST TO SCAN ONE THING. And I still haven't…

Cars. They constantly need maintenance, pollute the earth, take up a ton of space, cost a fortune to use (gas, repairs), I could go on for ever.

Perfect for kickstarter.

It looks like some weird problem with the original page..

Damn someone go tell West Virginia that college exists.

Same here. Lighters are machine washable as well.

Theres a joke about pedestrian impact safety here somewhere.

And actually driving a rental car so no one can trace the plates back to you.

IMO, the only time its completely ok to say nigger, is when you are singing "Niggas In Paris" in your car, alone, with the windows rolled up.

This is the future and I love it.

Also this is happening in Arkansas right now. I never expected it to be so close.

The man with coke in his stomach is unfortunately not uncommon. Its really sad. People are forced to be drugs mules far to often. A terrible side effect of unreasonable drug laws and unchecked cartels.

Why doesn't Kim just buy Gabon? Literally. Just buy the country. Im sure he could.

If you hate Obama and Romney, maybe vote for one of the other people on the ballot? I know its practically a two horse race but... Gary Johnson still has a chance!

Voted for him and for medical marijuana in Arkansas on saturday. Pretty damn proud of that.