Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

I love the depth of his anger when his “ownership” of the quote just means it was said in front of him.

That’s about 90 yards worth of penalties in the NFL.

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

Ciabatta: for when you want to dry out your mouth AND not taste the ingredients of your sandwich!

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

That’s what’s genius about the disavowal - where else is the Trump camp gonna go? Switching to another manufacturer = made in China or Indonesia. They either suck it up and stick with a company that has publicly humiliated them or go foreign.

One of the very few Made in America brands with no off-shore ties.

I have to agree with this. It’s a movie premiere, not a transfer of the crown jewels. They aren’t set up for an armed attacker, and there’s no reason they should have been. While I can understand the anger and grief of the families, it wasn’t reasonable to sue.

So which part of my statement is wrong?

So they should only report on a perfect game or no-hitter if it happens less than once every 2 years?

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

“Boy, he sure put that in the baseball ring.”

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.

How is this even a first round series to begin with? They had the 2nd and 3rd most points in the Western Conference, and the 3rd and 5th most in the entire NHL. But hey, they play in the same division so let’s make them first round opponents...? Great system, hockey.

Does it make me a bad person if I was hoping the shot would be waived off, just to see the ensuing chaos of trying to clean the fucking court up from all of the premature confetti ejaculate that some itchy-fingered production assistant spewed forth??

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.