Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Dismiss my comment (and the charges) after fixing the first sentence of the third paragraph.

Man. What a rubbish unicorn.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

These three cubs had a little help from humans.

Sending Dyson to steal third with one out in the bottom of the 9th down one run with Aoki at the plate is one of the dumbest things I've seen in the post-Sabremetrics era. It worked. Barely. Watch again and see Donaldson only being a tiny fraction of a second short of getting Dyson. Hell, on replay it seemed like the…

TBS was too busy showing idiotic shots of understandably bummed A's players to worry about angles.

I'm sorry, this is just funny as heck. I'm going to do this, but shop myself in with all the awesome scientists out there. I'll bring them in to work and put them on my wall. When people say something like, "You met Neil Degrasse Tyson?!" "Never heard of him." "But, you have your picture with him right there!" …

I need an adult!

1. Remember that play last year where the Bears were playing the Vikings, and Cutler ran for a first down, stiff-arming a Vikings defender in the brain in the process? Then he flipped the ball to the guy, and laughed when he got a 15-yard Unsportsmanlike penalty? God, I fucking love Jay Cutler.

2. Also, I'm terrified…

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

Hey, if I wanted to get news about dudes without erections, I'd read the Weekly Standard, ok?

I thuoght Jesse Tyler Ferguson was peeing standing up into a sink on a overturned trash barrel while wearing fab high heels. Then I scrolled down...

Hawks fan here. While I don't think Seabrook's hit was intentional or dirty, but rather, reckless and the suspension fair - the Blues complaining about physicality, dirty play or someone being gutless is hysterical. The fact is that the Hawks, during the last 10 minutes of game 3, needlessly or not, were only…