I will not be partaking in this experiment for at least 5 years, despite being a huge Mazda fan.  Seems risky

It’s 2019 and honest to dog I don’t know if you’re telling the truth or making a sly social observation.

Honestly, 90% of consumers won't/don't care.  What's an extra $1000 at 96 months of financing

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

Looks better than the CT6 that is for sure. Its like a nice mix b/n the new explorer and a Volvo. Also, that green color is sweet. 

I mean, just being an NFL QB for a little while is enough to set you up for life

On what planet does brain trauma not apply to Quarterbacks?! Have you seen an interview with Jim McMahon lately? This is a really naive take, Barry. 

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

I honestly can’t stand FW - I don’t know what it is, something about his voice just does the nails-on-blackboard thing for me.

Yet, I absolutely love Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai. I suspect that’s because he barely speaks in it.

i’m sorry julie, but you clearly and repeatedly misspelled forest whitaker.

No part of that title would have made sense fifteen years ago.

I believe he would, because he’s showing an ability to think long term about what really matters.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Now if only we could get people to care about cars again... The Continental was the wrong car at the wrong time, sadly. At least it kick started the new design trend that is proving successful for Lincoln.

Lincoln has been killing it lately with their SUV/Crososver lineup. I am no fan of crossovers but with 450Hp/600Lb-ft and that interior, as a family vehicle, why the hell not?

One giant brake light is going to be fun to get behind in traffic!

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

12 years is a LONG time to have a name, especially if you created it when you were a kid. You shouldn’t be penalized to deal with a name of something you liked literally ages ago. 

I’m very glad to see this coming only so that people will stop asking about it. Look, it’s unfortunate that people thought this was a joke, and decided to pick a stupid name without a moment of thought, but asking about when name changes are coming in every article Sony publishes on their blog is just annoying.