The race was literally 10 hours ago.

I got through the stories and some of the tweets. Nothing even comes close to the giant schadenfreude sandwich I was hoping to consume here.  Lots of “I walked out mid-shift without telling anyone lol”.  Wholly disappointed.

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

Worked for a truly terrible law firm in Nashville. After a partner botched a motion I had to file a reply to a response in like 18 hours, incorporating all the research that he’d left out in the first place. We were coming up on the filing deadline at 3PM and the motherfucker was still at the “lunch” he’d left for 3…

I was a caddy for 7 years at the local country club. The caddy master was a 40 year old failed golf pro who got a power trip from picking on 13 year old kids. He hated me because my brother was a terrible caddy who would ditch and leave me to deal with the repercussions, which meant that I got the real shit loops.…

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

That makes my point even stronger.

Are you willing to pay over $30K for a turbo GT86?

There’s no saving this country

an obnoxious pregame workout routine

Nah, this is useful, applicable advice.

I have a corded one from 2014. My gf bought a cordless one last year.

I have a corded one from 2014. My gf bought a cordless one last year.

That goes with the assumption that people KNOW that the locks on the car they bought are electronic. That’s an awfully big assumption. You know that the salesman didn’t say jack about the electronic latches. How is the Average Joe who doesn’t know enough about cars to change an air filter going to know about…

It just defies all logic that it would be possible to not notice you pushing a car in front of you like that. I mean, there’s the obvious speed differential - in the video the truck pushing the car is going 5-15mph slower than everyone else. There’s also a literal cloud of smoke coming from the front of the truck. I…

Can we get a vindictive hit piece against smoked taillights? Asking for a friend. 

Hooned SE-R V spec? Let’s be real, there’s no such thing as a babied SE-R.

Gross. This story would be really fucking offputting if it were true. Good thing you’re most definitely lying. 

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

Goddamn.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.