If you don’t have any family friendly triathlon jokes, I’m afraid I’m just going to have to ask you to leave.  

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

Noted.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Petition to call people Magikarps more often

I gave it a weak CP, if price was a bit lower or condition a bit better could go NP. Would be willing to go higher than usual as it isn’t a make, body style, and transmission pairing I could find very easily.

It’s appropriate that the brand that started the whole “my pickup has to look like a semi” thing would be the one to move away from it.

Finally an American Truck with a grill that is only a little bit silly and ostentatious instead of the chintzy monstrosities that most modern trucks have. 

hahaha no you can’t

Or we can have a vehicle like that that has modern technology and isn’t a complete death trap.

That’s what I could find in my area...

I’m shocked! Shocked I say!

There’s something about this that’s so black, it’s like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. 

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

You should really continue. There’s a moment in the second season that will make you question all of your (real life) choices. It’s bizarre how great the writers choices are. 

Paddy McGuinness sounds like an incredibly racist name you’d call a random Irishman. Can’t believe it is actually his name.

To be fair though, I have a hard time with that one sometimes.

Power seat is a game changer #YearoftheTaco