Honestly, 90% of consumers won't/don't care.  What's an extra $1000 at 96 months of financing

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

Looks better than the CT6 that is for sure. Its like a nice mix b/n the new explorer and a Volvo. Also, that green color is sweet. 

I mean, just being an NFL QB for a little while is enough to set you up for life

On what planet does brain trauma not apply to Quarterbacks?! Have you seen an interview with Jim McMahon lately? This is a really naive take, Barry. 

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

I believe he would, because he’s showing an ability to think long term about what really matters.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Now if only we could get people to care about cars again... The Continental was the wrong car at the wrong time, sadly. At least it kick started the new design trend that is proving successful for Lincoln.

Lincoln has been killing it lately with their SUV/Crososver lineup. I am no fan of crossovers but with 450Hp/600Lb-ft and that interior, as a family vehicle, why the hell not?

One giant brake light is going to be fun to get behind in traffic!

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

12 years is a LONG time to have a name, especially if you created it when you were a kid. You shouldn’t be penalized to deal with a name of something you liked literally ages ago. 

I’m very glad to see this coming only so that people will stop asking about it. Look, it’s unfortunate that people thought this was a joke, and decided to pick a stupid name without a moment of thought, but asking about when name changes are coming in every article Sony publishes on their blog is just annoying.

The race was literally 10 hours ago.

I got through the stories and some of the tweets. Nothing even comes close to the giant schadenfreude sandwich I was hoping to consume here.  Lots of “I walked out mid-shift without telling anyone lol”.  Wholly disappointed.

I’m three stories in, and we’ve got one guy who quit because he got caught trying to steal from his business, one guy who quit because he didn’t want to fix his mistake, and one guy who quit because he wasn’t following the dress code. Should I read on, or are they all entitled assholes?

Worked for a truly terrible law firm in Nashville. After a partner botched a motion I had to file a reply to a response in like 18 hours, incorporating all the research that he’d left out in the first place. We were coming up on the filing deadline at 3PM and the motherfucker was still at the “lunch” he’d left for 3…

I was a caddy for 7 years at the local country club. The caddy master was a 40 year old failed golf pro who got a power trip from picking on 13 year old kids. He hated me because my brother was a terrible caddy who would ditch and leave me to deal with the repercussions, which meant that I got the real shit loops.…