That makes my point even stronger.

Are you willing to pay over $30K for a turbo GT86?

There’s no saving this country

an obnoxious pregame workout routine

Nah, this is useful, applicable advice.

I have a corded one from 2014. My gf bought a cordless one last year.

I have a corded one from 2014. My gf bought a cordless one last year.

That goes with the assumption that people KNOW that the locks on the car they bought are electronic. That’s an awfully big assumption. You know that the salesman didn’t say jack about the electronic latches. How is the Average Joe who doesn’t know enough about cars to change an air filter going to know about…

It just defies all logic that it would be possible to not notice you pushing a car in front of you like that. I mean, there’s the obvious speed differential - in the video the truck pushing the car is going 5-15mph slower than everyone else. There’s also a literal cloud of smoke coming from the front of the truck. I…

Can we get a vindictive hit piece against smoked taillights? Asking for a friend. 

Hooned SE-R V spec? Let’s be real, there’s no such thing as a babied SE-R.

Gross. This story would be really fucking offputting if it were true. Good thing you’re most definitely lying. 

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

I mean, my instinct is to say “This never would have happened to Gary Carter,” but that bastard fucking loved Pottery Barn.

Goddamn.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

Yeah it’s just a refresh, not a new gen

I am impatiently waiting for a Civic R with an adulty Acura body and interior.

For those who really want a 2013 civic 

How dare you disrespect the military with that socialist claptrap on Labor Day weekend?!

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