“I’m on a horse.”

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

Kimi was ahead of Verstappen before the hit and had no way to go outside of emergency brakes. Yielding a spot at that point would have been craziness for him. But then same really goes to Verstappen that was sandwiched.

Half Life 2 + Half Life 1 = HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.

I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

I actually just laughed for five minutes straight.

“Quirky, unpredictable, entertaining...”

Coolest guy in the NFL.

...after watching that this morning, I have a very hard time trying to understand how Ferrari could spin this one around. Verstappen was just caught between their drivers. Kimi made a hell of a start and tried to squeeze in going into turn 1, and Vettel did a good start as usual and started to box out Verstappen who…

I can’t remember the last time I turned off a race so quickly. Kimi, Seb, and Max all out of the race before the first goddamn turn and from then on it was another boring, uncontested Sunday drive for Hamilton. We were even robbed of the chance of hearing Alonso complain about his car!

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Boy, I bet the Vikings miss Joe Webb right about now. Too bad he already plays somewhere else and there aren’t any good QBs left in free agency.

Turns out your godly numbers don’t mean much when you stat pad against bad teams

I haven’t seen the movie, but I do know that CinemaScore is the group that regularly gives Happy Madison movies As and Bs, so I wouldn’t read to much into that score.

How would this work though?

Derivative? Yeah.

It looks like it took every design trend of the last 5 years and synthesized them into a new sedan.

Hopefully gets 40mpg, Hopefully costs $24,999, Hopefully Hyundai will send me a free one.