OH SHIT

She is performing a public service - she knows Mustangs kill people, so she refuses to have one in her video. This song even has the warning: “Mustangs.......Gonna hit you like lightning”

I also think White Mustang was what she called his penis

He literally says he needs to move sheet rock and tow a boat. People love to recommend the car they have to others. “Oh you want to go rock crawling? my celica made it down a gravel road once” “you need to fit your family of 7 in a car for road trips? Me and my buddies once squeeze 3 people in my miata, you should…

You know what’d make this keyboard really cool? A fucking numpad.

What finger do you use, the right index finger? I guess you never had to do typing drills growing up, otherwise you’d have typed this a million times with your left index finger: frftfgfbfv....

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...

Cheers luv, the calories ere.

I used to do some family law but after I year I swore off on it, and since then practiced criminal law exclusively.

The good news is that the custody battle is at least half over, given that it has lasted eight years and the child has only seven more years to go until she legally becomes an adult.

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

Wow. That last one. Right in the feels.

Mistake or not, glad to see a shitty former Giant get some votes.

“For the seventh consecutive year, fans can vote for their favorite Pro Football Hall of Fame nominees. Fans should visit nfl.com/hofvote to make their picks.”

All these “concepts” and mockups.