my friend had one of these in blue in the early 90s while we were in our last few years of high school. We use to take the back seats out and ride a half dozen or so sitting on the floor on the way to dead shows. Fun fact about these: the rear ceiling vent grates lift right out and provide a convenient hiding place.

Hey, the great thing about the 9000 is that once it craps out you can take the doors off and pop ‘em on your Fiat Croma!

I....don’t necessarily want to sound thirsty, but...Jersey? Kia just opened a new import plant that ate up half my property taxes. Can I hope Amazon eats the other half and not be a bad PERSON?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

This. Is. EVERYTHING.

Ever owned a 1985 BMW? The paint quality was SHITE.

We just watched the moment in which that other kid turned into a super villain.

“suspect being perused”

I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.

You get a star for having a wife that knows classes of subs!

That’s a pretty self indulgent way to tell someone you don’t like Beastie Boys.

Tide table says he would have been going out on the ebb, which helps; but it was still ebbing when he came back in. He must be in pretty good (and perhaps PED augmented) shape... and lucky. Headline could easily have been

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”

Klay stepped out on the second shot, no basket. Good Boy completely shut him down, give him credit (preferred in the form of belly rubs).

A quite likely scenario is we miss and look rather foolish while also demonstrating the actual limits of the technology outside of carefully controlled tests.

Little Boy and Fat Man.

My mom has a 2013 Outback. The CVT is not terrible but it’s not great either. The CVT in my friend’s 2015 Civic blows it out of the water. If you think your Impreza’s CVT is bad though try a Nissan CVT. You’ll appreciate your Impreza so much more after.

Tiafoe’s serve is solid, as is his backhand. But clearly the best thing about Tiafoe is his high fade. Magnificent.

Good to know; I thought that this Adam Levitan fellow had simply misspelled “Kaepernick,” or else, that it was some sort of secret identity for the same.