This is exactly why I refuse to shit on the current WRX. Sure, it looks blander than the concept, but it will still look good in 10 years.

Fun fact: Kahaloa also means goodbye.

This article makes perfect sense for someone who has no friends. It’s nice to have a car that fits actual humans and some cargo for weekend trips.

When asked if he had any regrets Duncan replied, “Somm”.

Carrying this thing’s repair bills like

Sound tech: “Let me just clip this lav mic on your lapel, Tony.”

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I kid you not, as I’m reading your comment I get an email from J. Peterman. It’s a Seinfeld kind of morning I guess.

Great minds think alike, my friend.

HOW COILD YOU NOT BE ON BIANCA DEL RIO’S SIDE?

I remember having a Mad Catz GameCube controller what had “ribs” on the side of the handles. I played Wind Waker so much I actually got bruises on my palms from the ribs. Good times.

Antonio McDyess

Agreed. It’s decent enough to drink straight, but I don’t feel bad mixing it either.

Yeah but he did the dougie once, so...

Counterpoint: as an Alabamian I’m glad Mississippi exists. That way we’re only 49th in most categories.

I suppose the person could still drive it illegally, but couldn’t you say that about any law? It’s illegal to steal but some people still do it. Should we just throw our hands up and say we’re ok with it?

My state doesn’t have any inspection and the other day I came across someone whose brake lights didn’t work. At all. The person was at least considerate enough to stick their arm out the window and signal, but damn.

If you didn’t tell me it was a high school coach, I would have figured a coach in Washington putting his dick in a hotdog bun had to be Mike Leach.