Co-co-signed the entire Mavericks organization and fan base.

Rajon Rondo is so poisonous he has his own MSDS.

Sweet, I was hoping the hosts would be “that guy from that thing”, “oh yeah, him”, and “who?”!

Travis Scott doesn’t belong, he’s so much better than the other scrubs

Mobile is basically Florida, so you were right in spirit.

True, but most people would just think it’s a Fiero :/

It’s gonna cost a fortune to remove that red paint. Who the hell wants a non-stainless Delorean?

I bet her small hands are great at picking locks

It could be. I know if you’re at full lock it does some funny stuff to the camber, so that could be part of it.

Somehow, the most mesmerizing part of that .GIF is how flat it stays when cornering.

I’d be ok if it crashed into all of those hashtags. #rolex? Really?

I would switch lives with that dog in a hot goddamn second.

Great minds think alike. +1

Or Brent Spiner from Independence Day.

I remember that closeout game against the Lakers being a bloodbath (despite not remembering whether it was the semis or the finals). Andrew Bynum tried to murder JJ Barea with an elbow in the fourth quarter and got suspended the following season. And all those threes. Jesus.

Now that I think about it, that might have been the semis. I think the lakers were the WCF opponent.

I think my favorite Dirk moment was in the 2011 Western Conference Finals against the Thunder. The Thunder had taken the lead and KD did the Aaron Rogers title belt move to the crowd. The Mavs came from way down to win that game and Dirk taunted the crowd with his own goofy title belt taunt. It was fucking magical to…

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Pike house