Anyone remember America’s Army? The online FPS literally made by the US Army as a recruiting tool? Also, I looked it up, assuming there was only one of these games, but there are actually 3 mainline sequels, two spinoffs, and a fifth sequel allegedly still in development. Jesus.

Jeez, spoiler alert! FFS, now I know the game has bridges in it! Just another example of how this site isn’t as good as it used to be before this comment.

You should probably check the URL up top before bitching about Jalopnik.

They’re a web company. Their website is the entirety of what they offer. Not handling the load from an expensive ad isn’t a good thing. Not giving credit to the people who designed the ad is another not good thing.

Only a crypto bro would think otherwise. 

I will give it another try in the future.  I just couldn’t get past the first episode when I tried.  It was all too real.  

If that were true slot machines wouldn’t exist.

Sounds like she got all the Napoleon complexes riled up something fierce.

So is a golf club with a loft between 54 and 56 degrees.

Except I bought it and won’t be able to download it anymore after an arbitrary date they set, you corporate bootlicking american jackass.

dude, I beg you, please stop being pathetic and have some dignity.

You will be comforted to know that piracy is not just stealing. It’s more about consumer rights. Some people use piracy to steal but some people use cars to rob banks.

Man Nintendos boot must really taste good.

You literally don’t know how boycotting or civil disobedience works huh?

That’s not the definition of stealing, mate.

Get off your high horse.

Piracy isn't theft, it's counterfeit. Nothing was taken.

Dude this is why you have no friends. 

Go away Karen

How ill indeed

Let's just all decide as a planet right now that the Olympics suck and we shouldn't have them anymore.