I can’t believe he didn’t ask you first if you wanted to hear about his mistreatment before he started talking about it. We all know that YOU are the most important person in the world, and only your small, shitty feelings matter. What a great take.

Pretty sure they have two processor core configurations, starting at $1299 and $1499, but I didn’t catch the details.

TIE Defenders were WAY too bulky. The best ship in the game by far is the TIE Advanced: fast, nimble, fabulous laser placement, and room for some missiles.

How about the thousand other reasons you might need your phone in emergencies? This policy is bad in the case of: fire, earthquake, tornado, power outage, accident, heart attack, stroke, seizure, etc.

I appreciate the recommendation! I think mine is somewhere in the middle... 2nd or 3rd gen, and I really have no qualms with it. If I find someone who wants it as a hand-me-down (or if it actually breaks) I’ll upgrade in a heartbeat.

DEFINITELY keep us posted. Really important information.

This is the most insidious ploy to get me to upgrade my older Paperwhite... ugh, I can’t do it. -sobs-

Uhhhh... you don’t have to disable your adblocker entirely. Just disable it on Google Docs. There’s a dedicated button to do that, and there aren’t ads on Google Docs to block anyways!

What? Why would there be a specific emoji for something as narrow as “cardiac hospital”? Is that even a real thing? An entire separate hospital just for cardiac patients, not just a wing of a regular hospital?

It’s a heart over a bed - it’s pretty obviously something sexual. I don’t know about the “hotel” part, the but the general jist of it is not mysterious.

The number of lay-people who think the critique of BMI is a critique of using it as a demographic tool is fucking zero. Everyone with a brain knows that in these articles “BMI is bullshit” is shorthand for “BMI is bullshit in an individual diagnostic setting.”

Time for a new doctor. She works for you, not the other way around.

Yeah, I can’t believe a transnational corporation which builds this shit for a living didn’t come up with an idea that occurred to a random internet commenter who knows jack shit about manufacturing. Just wow.

Movies “suggest intrigue” as a misdirect literally all the time. The idea that every instance of foreshadowing must pay off in exactly the way you imagine is a sad fallacy. All you’ve proven to me here is that your totally made up *head canon* was thrown into disarray by TLJ. He didn’t “throw possibilities into a…

The flashback to young Rey didn’t have anything in it that made her parents seem important. It only demonstrated that she had come to Jakku with someone else.

You can’t fool me: that’s clearly a Pikmin home-base! I hope they’re well-adapted for the Martian atmosphere... I hate watching those little darlings die.

There was zero setup to learn about Snoke, and even given the opportunity to explain anything about him in the third movie, Abrams passed HARD. So I’m still not sure what you were expecting here.

What got thrown away? I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about.

How is it possible to spoil a kaiju film? There are monsters. They fight. I just spoiled every single one for you.

Oh, I’m sorry - I must have “misunderstood” the part where you reinforced their practices by clicking and commenting. Sweet Christ, you’re fucking dumb.