Actually, the ones who “need to die” are morons like you who are willing to sell your grandchildren’s climate future for a few hundred bucks off on a brand new car you didn’t need. Please, please crawl into a grave so the rest of the world can work on surviving instead of appeasing selfish dipshits like yourself who…

His accent is important to making you believe he’s from a fantasy country which has no known accent associated with it? It’s not set in England - whatever accent he uses is the accent that character has.

What the actual fuck? Let kids be kids. Christ almighty.

“An independent contractor is free to sell their goods at whatever price they want.”

“An independent contractor is free to sell their goods at whatever price they want.”

“It’s a fucking gaming site!”

What a bizarre reaction. Do you question the existence of every animated series that gets good live-action actors for the voices?

Sweetie, I don’t get notified of your replies if you reply to yourself with a screen cap of my message. I know the Internet’s tough, but you can do it. I believe in you! And I always argue in good faith. I’m sorry I have no patience with people who never admit they’re wrong.

I love that you can’t even articulate an argument at this point. You’re an eight-year-old shouting “I know you are but what am I.” It’s truly pitiful. Luckily, I’m confident you’re not a federal judge and have zero impact on the legal ramifications of Tesla’s false advertising.

There’s plenty of case law that contradicts your armchair analysis. But let’s ignore that for a second, and ask: why should we ONLY be concerned with the specific details of legal culpability? That’s an awfully narrow thing to argue, and here it has the effect of letting an obviously negligent corporation off the…

I see you’re back at your boring practice of intellectually dishonest arguments and refusing to admit when you’re obviously incorrect. Keep on making the Internet a worse place, my simple-minded friend!

I was gonna say the same thing - not a new development at all. It’s weird that it gets so highlighted in this review.

So very glad people like you are dying out in modern society. Please, kill yourself, racist shithead.

I disagree entirely. First: world-building does not a story make. Second: there’s not as much world-building in The Dark Crystal as you remember there to be. And third: Children’s movies can and often DO have decent plots. Look at The Secret of NIMH, An American Tale, or The Neverending Story - all much more complex,…

I just rewatched the original last night, and honestly, the script is so thin that I doubt you’ll have any trouble getting on board with Age of Resistance. The world is amazing in the original, but the plot is so basic it barely even qualifies as a “hero’s journey” tale.

What I don’t get is why people feel the need to trumpet the things they DON’T like. There are many series I don’t enjoy, but I don’t wander into articles about them and tear them down. Why not just ignore series you don’t enjoy and move on? Why not spend your time lifting up things you enjoy instead of trashing things…

Since the TSA misses over 90% of contraband, you have a pretty good chance of getting it through security anyways.

So now we’re ALSO mad that Epic won’t allow games to sell on their storefront that is an abomination and shouldn’t exist? Y’all gotta make up your mind. You can’t simultaneously be mad that they exist AND mad that you can’t buy every game in existence in their storefront that shouldn’t exist. Do you see how that’s…

No, you’re definitely lying. “I’m not entirely certain you know what a lie is” - what a classic fourth grade comeback. Your grasp of rhetoric is truly an indictment of whatever education system spit you out.

I love how, EXACTLY like your enemy Epic, you refuse to take even a teaspoon of criticism or think critically about your own behavior in any way. It would be ironic if it wasn’t so uniformly prevalent on your side of this particular Internet mob.