Wow, you don’t sound unhinged at all. If you could make a point without sounding like a breathless eighth grader convinced the world is out to get him, maybe more people would pay attention to your point.

Why should anyone respect “the office” at all? You’re just spouting shit someone else told you. Make an actual argument. Be a real human being.

My god, stop sucking his dick. It’s just pitiful, and there’s no way that syphilitic limp worm tastes good.

Stories like this are why I fucking despise both cops and prosecutors. They don’t care if justice is served - they just want to “win.”

That’s not what anyone in this discussion is saying. You’re willfully setting up a straw man to argue with - why are you not discussing what’s actually at hand? Are you that threatened by the idea that it’s possible to forget a child? Everyone in this thread agrees it’s less likely than forgetting the milk. Pay…

No, I don’t agree. Leaving aside the joke response that much of the time young children ARE just glorified milk receptacles... I’m a complex enough thinker to understand that all analogies are imperfect. That’s what makes them analogies. My children are obviously much more important and much higher in my consciousness…

That assumes that infant deaths due to collisions won’t increase beyond the vanishingly small number of infant deaths due to being left in a hot car. I suspect it’s still MUCH more dangerous to have them in the front seat than it is to risk forgetting them in the back seat.

The hubris of being certain that you’re always 100% in control of your own brain is breathtaking. YOU are a bad parent if you don’t allow for the possibility that you can make a mistake. The idiotic illusion you’ve cultivated that you are infallible is fucking toxic to kids. Be better - your family is depending on you.

What a fucking dumb take. You’ve clearly never been a parent if you’re 100% certain this could never happen to you.

You clearly don’t understand how towing works. They were parked on private property - they pay for the tow. Absolutely no question in any jurisdiction in the US.

Congratulations for only knowing rich people. You really think your privilege-blinded, self-selected sample tells us anything about the world? Fucking hell. I pity the people in your life if this is the sort of douchebaggery they have to put up with daily.

I’m a lifelong gamer, and I think it’s important to acknowledge that ALL video games are designed to maximize user engagement, just like any engineered electronic entertainment. You don’t have to include loot boxes or other slot-machine-style mechanics to stimulate the same kind of dopamine response. It doesn’t mean…

Ah, so violence is justified if something annoys you enough? Fuck off.

So you think it’s reasonable (and legal) to try to light people you don’t like on fire? Go fuck yourself.

Why does it matter to you in the slightest?

In Rainbows COULD be had for free, but their average take was higher than the normal sticker price of an album at the time. Acid Rap, on the other hand, had no official version for sale. If you wanted a physical copy, you had to buy a bootleg.

That’s because you’re an asshole, and everyone around you knows it. Do better - the people who have to put up with you every day can’t stand you.

I love how the clothing I wear magically tells you my bathing habits. You’re a real perv, you know that?

Why would you “hate to think that”? Try minding your own fucking business, ya creep.

And I take great glee in triggering little dictators like you every time. How about you just mind your own fucking business and let other people wear whatever the hell they want? That’s how adults move through the world. Grow up.