He sounds like a good dad. You sound like a so-so dad, what with all the gambling of your son’s Christmas gifts. 

alarmingly, a lot of Glock ammunition, becomes engulfed in flames

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Further proof that bad things can happen when you pass on the shoulder.

The tow hook being installed is a sign too

Oh look! A battery held on by zip ties and dreams.

What will both of the subscribers do??

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in her hair

Seriously in agreement.

I’m 36.... have to remind myself that I’m not 25 sometimes. I feel 25, why shouldn’t I act 25?

Because chicks think its creepy, is why.

Shoot man, I’m 50 and I’d daily an MS3. If you think you’re getting old, you might need to rethink what you’re going to do with the next 60 years.

You’re 30 and consider that “ getting old?”

Caring more about what people think of your car than having harmless fun? Get a Camry. I’m 36 and love the immature exhaust on my Abarth, I hope I never become old and lame.

It never stopped looking shockingly fucking awful to my eyes.

Not for any price would I be willing to buy an X6, let alone this monstrosity.

This is required, obviously.

If he had to stop to have a fist fight with a kangaroo.

The local police, according to the outlet, are still deciding what the charges should be.

Yeah, it’s called Australia. 

I think this is about as much as a “truck” as these are.