Whenever people say Norm isn’t funny I immediately show them his ESPYs video, it’s the best hosting job I have ever seen.

Here is the post from back in 2009:

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

People not only watch the show, but they’ll talk to you about it under the assumption that you’re quite familiar with it.

Would be an equally unbelievable title.

Holy fucking balls, can’t wait for the posts across GMG.

“It is quite possible that maybe they were longing for such an information,” she continued. “They wanted it so badly that they could only hear the thought that they wanted.”

Like you said, it’s concern-trolling by Bernie Bros. She’s never even hinted at wanting to run. And yet they can’t keep her name out their motherfuckin’ mouths just like the conservatives.

Kind of burying the lede, here: Chelsea’s tossin’ up the assists, but the dunk comes from Klaas -

A person who uses their own “logic” to classify a hot dog as a sandwich must have so many more bad opinions they’ll argue with you about. A hot dog is a hot dog; once you begin to classify it under the sandwich banner, a wormhole opens and you start believing eggs benedict is a pizza and smoothies are good.

In the United States, a court in Boston, Massachusetts ruled in 2006 that a sandwich includes at least two slices of bread and “under this definition, this court finds that the term ‘sandwich’ is not commonly understood to include burritos, tacos, and quesadillas, which are typically made with a single tortilla and…

I’m not nobody. I’m merely a nobody.

The Earl of Sandwich ordered “meat between two slices of bread”. He didn’t mention buns, rolls, slits, or pockets or subs or hoagies.

Those are moreso subs, no? I’d argue if the meat itself comes in cylinder form, it fits in a sub/hot dog family. Shredded or cut, sandwich. But, you are still not separating the bread - it just cannot be a sandwich.

But have you ever met anyone that is all “let’s go get a sandwich” and then takes you to a hot-dog stand? Sandwiches and hot dogs are two different things.

Technically, no. Typically sandwich implies cold cuts.

I’m not sure what you’re eating at that point. A crumbled mess? I mean, how many cracks are we talking? (This is why one never eats a hard shelled taco, btw. Plus, is a hard shell bread anymore? If not, can’t be a sandwich anyway.)

That’s absurd. A sandwich consists of SLICES of bread. Period.

A sandwich has two pieces of bread, right? If I’m “sandwiched” between a wall and a filing cabinet, crying out in panic because there’s nobody in the office at 1:30 in the morning — because why would there be, and isn’t the simplest solution just to pay for faster internet at home instead of going back to work after…

The only show that’s ever had an equally big husband and wife, before Mike & Molly, was Roseanne. I have NEVER seen one where the wife is fat and the husband thin. Doesn’t mean one doesn’t exist, but I’ve ever seen one.