This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

This quietly went up on the Star Wars.com database about a month ago:

LOL nice try. You’re not convincing anybody that the ‘rage’ in your original post was fake.

Goodell: We have no specimens that show a causal relationship between concussions and CTE.

Planet Killer you say?

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

It’s time for Manning to say, “You got Terrell Davis to carry you to the Super Bowl when you got old and feeble. Why didn’t you get me a Terrell Davis?”

Fine, let’s talk about the Bengals. You’ve played nobody and really only have about 4 decent looking opponants left on the schedule (Pitt twice, Arizona, Denver) and I fully expect you guys to go 12-4 and get murdered by some mediocre team like the Jets after your bye week in the playoffs.

I think it’s high time Eleay and Manning have a sit down, HoF QB to HoF QB and discuss the fact that Peyton is about as effect as Elway would be and that its Osweiler time.

Zombie Peyton Manning: NFL defenses are major brain teasers.

I mean, does it even bear mentioning that this was the Browns?

Archer’s third biggest fear. It can happen anywhere, any time.

Star Wars does not take into consideration normal physics, that's your mistake here. Ever.

“I would choose it 7.5 times out of 7.5 fingers”

wait a sec. If forced to choose between the blowhards on NFL Network, Fox Sports, or CBS, I would choose CBS 7.5 times out of 10 fingers.

Any time someone over 50 starts giving me directions I immediately inform them that I am not listening and will just plug it into the GPS on my phone and they just kind of nod and smile and continue with “then your gonna get to a BP station about a mile down and you wanna turn....LEFT...before the light...should be…

From Peyton’s clipboard:

Those are... actually not that bad? Goodell will probably ban him for 2 games for showing a personality, though.

Start getting ready for 10 years of this, CBS pregame show fans.

"Eh, I've seen longer kicks."