This is the most on-point gif deployment. fucking dying

Pineapple on pizza is basically like looking god in the face and saying "hey guy, here's an idea, fuck you"

I am very sorry about your marriage. Although that the picture wasn't of you waking him up with a kick in the dick was surprising (there's napping and then there's just fucking sleeping all damn day). I am also sorry that your only recourse is Official Facebook Communicae moving forward and that you will be swiftly…

Shout out to Feng Lung for showing some dedication to cold Ned Starking a Man's Tenderness

Oh! So that's why it look like some Ron Swansons hiding on your forehead #jk <3 u adillybar

I THINK ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE

lol, even as I kid I always pictured the person in the Binya Binya Pollywog suit crying gently the entire time.

lol DeeDee's friends were some stone cold chumps. Also #goopunch 4 life

Man I'll never forget* where I was when I found out that there were only 13 episodes of My Brother and Me. I was blown away. I swore up and down that there were at least 3 seasons of it. DeeDee learned to dance over the course of a three episode mini-series, right? RIGHT?!

This story of your movie date was adorable and now I really want to see this movie. A+++ Would read again

Sounds like you just need some more poop to fill your Peaceful Poop requirement each day.

As soon as someone let's them begin. But beware, the airline has come to win. It's an unspoken rule in the airline industry that battling Malaysia Airlines is a sin.

Great. Off you go then.

Only a victim of reading a bunch of blue-balled little cunts whinging about not having the freedom to sexually harass anyone at will.

You and the other neckbeard who blame women for their problems, inadequacies, and ineptitude, should do yourselves a favor and get back to browsing mommy-son roleplay porn. At least you'd get off.