Wikipedia claims she was a teenage college student. I'm gonna go with it because it helps my joke.

Ah, the 90's, a time when 20 somethings playing teenagers looked like 40 somethings.

Lord willin'

This sketch is like 2 years old.

WB stages daughter's suicide to save Justice League movie. More at infowars!

Fox on the run isn't in the film.

Until now

That was my guess. Where did you hear that?

The announcers make me want to shove sharp objects into my ears.

Was hoping for a Tommy Iommi finger. :(

Are they ripping on Nekrogoblikon? I'd be ok with that if they were anywhere near as good as Nekrogoblikon.

Would it kill them to put some fucking color in these movies?

Or maybe they are making expectations so low that it can't disappoint.

Are they trying to make us hate this movie?

Can we all agree that the only response to Trump's retort is "you're a cunt"?

Garfunkel and Oates for Crissy and Janet

Fucking nailed it.

I'm from Mooresville. Our motto was: my town may be racist, but at least it's not Martinsville racist.

He's voicing Michelangelo in the new ninja turtles.

Also the reference to the gay football player is rather recent. I think they're still filming when the season premiers, which is strange for a cable show.