So touchy, and not in the good way.

Jeeze, more like rudeviking.

You only know that because of a Cracked article published last week.

I think the texts are actually emails. Prisoners are allowed to have computer time and look at email.

I wouldn't say she's ugly, more extremely ordinary. She should keep her shirt on, because those nipples just creep me the hell out.

I just think she has weird nipples.

I thought this joke was used on Community before. It's totally a Britta line. She's the worst.

I remember the good old days when Eminem wasn't constantly yelling at me.

I retract my question.

Why release a trailer more than 2 years before the film comes out?

have any of you seen Brother Bear? It's damn near the same movie.

guitar player, not bassist