This is also the correct ranking of Mythical Creatures I Would Fuck

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

scans for *female orgasm*

Polls at this stage of the game reflect name recognition, which is why most Biden and Sanders supporters claim that the other one is their second choice. The problem both of them have is that they’re not *really* the second choice of very many people at all.

Okay, let’s humor your premise here Hamilton.

Bernie will never drop out. Bernie will never pass the torch. Because Bernie has devoted himself to building a movement that can only have him at its center. The concessions he has made in the past, like supporting Hillary after losing the primaries in 2016, were clearly done only because he would have taken even more…

I know the snark is strong with this one but from the original investigative article:

I had the same thought, but more of a “another life-long pathological liar got caught” way.

Oh, don’t be a heal.

Me: Do I admit that I cheated, or do I keep denying it as literally no one believes me?

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

I’ve never been to LA, and even I know this.

I think there needs to be a footnote on every mention of the LA river, for those who’ve never been to LA.

CSI Miami take: “He may be able to cheat marathons ... [removes sunglasses] but he can’t cheat death.” YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.

Yet another gruesome reminder that the single most dangerous thing we all do is drive. Pay the fuck out of attention to not only what you are doing, but what everyone else is too.

That's like Civil War shit. Hard to believe three words could be so nauseating.

I’m guessing they couldn’t get him out of there otherwise

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

At the scene?