Here’s a “training” tip from a professional for the police: Don’t arrest kids.

I worked at a primary school where we had to call the cops on a 12-year old. He had severe behavioural issues due to over-indulgent parenting, and a history of rampaging through the classroom smashing up anything he could get his hands on (including people). His parents had indignantly refused all behaviour mod…

As a black woman who lives in *The Hamptons* (south-of-the-highway-east-of-the-canal), I feel you. When I walk my dogs on the beach and they pee on Mason Rudolph’s blanket, I say “Well, you are in our yard.”

Making a raccoon habitat is definitely a bad idea. I understand the sentiment, but these are wild animals, not stray cats.

I mean, Ammon Bundy is a free man and he took a group of armed men and occupied a federal bird sanctuary for 40 days and that was only 4 years ago.  And a guy died!  So I can’t imagine they’re going to come down too hard on this moron either.  They SHOULD.  But they won’t.

I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

Baby AT-AT is the cutest!

Get those stupid human babies outta here! Enough of that shit on Facebook....

Disney owns Jim Henson Muppets so Star Wars Babies is next I guess?

Naw man, the playable character in D1 is a Mage. As in, of the Vizjerei Mage Clan. Sorceresses are a separate clan, the Zann Esu. They only recruit young girls into their clan. They’re one of the Mage Clans - in fact they’re one of the oldest - but their philosophies, styles of magic, and such are very different. The…

Please stick with games, just because this is a character from a game doesn’t make it about games, this is more like play dress-up and should be under the non-existent fashion blog.

I’ll just be holding my breath for another Paladin/Crusader class. The female Crusader was my favorite of the D3 characters.

At first glance I thought it was made of caramel and chocolate.

“It’s the return to Diablo II that many fans want, and it’s damn fun to play.”

Aesthetically, Diablo 3 was nice. However, I appreciate moving back to the grim, “Hell”-ish feeling of Diablo 2. I feel like based on the early gameplay, it strikes a nice balance.

Super ultra off-topic, but what’s with the Deadspin burner account that apparently got deleted? 

“that Diablo III was too cartoony”

That is precisely what he is going for. 

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.