Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

This new realistic Yoshi is over the top.

How about a sequel? Super Mario Sunshine Cruise! A whole network of islands, all different? You have a Madagascar-y island, a Mediterranean island, a Japanese island, an island of rocks like in Scotland or Wales that’s the homeland of the Thwomps, a desert island with the remains of a pirate ship that’s come to…

It should be on this list - the Wonder Boy “remake” is an absolute blast if you like zelda and 2d platformers.

You mean to tell me that my babies aren’t actually babies? Pretty sure this 48 month old is a baby

I wish I could parry two feet away, let alone half a mile.

Don’t forget non-GMO tires. They’re bad if they don’t use non-GMO tires.

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

When can we stop using the term “Woke” ?

Hi from Bengaluru, India. Almost all of us here travel 2 hours daily (one-side, total: 4 hours) to work. Reading your statement makes me laugh. Wish could trade your travel time with mine!

EXACT same thing happened to me - 24/Anytime. I moved to a new apartment, so the 24 Hour Fitness wasn’t as close as it was in my old place.

I couldn’t agree more. The gym I go to is literally half a black (probably 100 metres) from my apartment. I actually enjoy going to the gym and working out, but the biggest turnoff is STILL just getting there.

A good reminder that something cheap is no bargain if it’s not something you need/want/use.

This is tragic- the best thing to do is cut taxes and regulations and let the market sort it out. That’s how it works now, right?

in contrast. The best movie theater in America will be my upcoming one. we are going to put a bunch of pet carriers in the lobby and children must be put in them and picked up when the movie is over or after a few days if you pay extra.

Why is that dog smoking a cigar?

Just crossed upon your question: The answer is the Utiful app. It’s made to easily organize photos into folders straight on your iPhone and then dump them anytime you want to your computer. And, it lets you MOVE (not just copy) photos into the Utiful folders, so you not only organize but also clear the Camera Roll.

I figured it was something reasonable, but the curiosity was killing me lol

That’s good. Looking foward to different photo of her.