Cargo pants! Shut up, I’m a 44 year old computer engineer dad. I have a license.

Pretty sure you are thinking of the Gelgameks vagina. It’s three feet wide and has razor sharp teeth.

Because they didn’t have them on the sound stage. Duh.

Uh, most apps don’t support being moved to SD, so this is pretty useless for phones.

It watches and remembers when you stroke. Just like Jesus.

“It suggests they’re deciding what the larvae are going to be when they grow up.”

Only if you have chrome set to not stay open in the background. Also, it is a click or two faster. Restarting it this way would likely save a second or two, depending on your system, and it still lets you keep chrome open in the BG for faster reopening later.

How do I get out of the “stupid” chamber? I honestly don’t mind differing opinions. I welcome them. But if I get one more version of If Candidate X did This, Why is Kermit drinking tea ....... I may have to punch someone.

I honestly think that half the shit companies release is designed by people who don’t use the product they’re making.

*tries to eyeroll even further*

Well to me, $200 isn’t “saving a couple of bucks,” that’s a substantial enough amount to consider it. But yeah, I’ve heard the horror stories, too. So far, I haven’t had anything too bad except a flight that was delayed a couple of hours, and yeah, that was pretty annoying. Who knows, though? Maybe this trip will have…

“Why Do Cats Die Funny and Dog Dies Sad in Movies?”

Or saying “sometimes” the reply section of unrelated articles is used to sneak in political comments.

But thanks to this app, you can meet crazy murderers under false pretenses, and you’ll get murdered before you know what happened. FUN for ALL!

Someday those robots will kill us.

Thank God I’m not alone! I have much the same story, except with an additional decade of “old” tacked on at the end (fourty freakin’ five). Snapchat is the first new tech I’ve come across that I truly just don’t get. I mean, I get *why* it is used, as I have a 16 year-old daughter who uses it and I understand that a…

After Ex Machina, this guy gets a free pass for at least the next 10 years. Hopefully he doesn’t veer off into Wachowski country.

I’m dying. This is hilarious, and I think that’s our answer (all of us who don’t get or don’t bother with Snapchat). It’s something the kids feel an ownership of, and it probably reflects their development. Look at me! What am I up to? What are you up to? I like you, I like you, etc.

This is Linux’s biggest challenge on the desktop. What problem do they solve for average people?