True it can be buggy with driver issues. Also, there’s many programs that only work in Windows or OS X that don’t work in Linux, even with Wine. I do like not having to run several spyware/virus programs though (in the case of Windows).

Are transfeminine rappers named Machete a thing that can happen in real life? Apparently. So I wouldn’t go ruling anything out at this point.

Should’ve seen the signs: Harassing chickens, chopping down shubberies, breaking pots, opening drawers, running into people while armed.

Setting wildfires? Pushing boulders on people? Link confirmed menace to society. Probably going to harass some birds and smash some pottery too.

We put our spider plants in hanging baskets to keep them out of reach of the cats, so they switched to chewing on the cactus. Apparently the kibble we get is less appetizing than a vegetable covered in spikes.

Are you implying that there’s a tech company out there that isn’t spying on you?

The point is that you almost have to get the warranty since the Mac is an investment. Again, the Chromebook is “disposable” so it’s completely fair to include the warranty in the price of the Mac.

I have a Toshiba Chromebook 2 that I love. Nice and roomy with great battery life.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

That is a good idea. Do it google, just do it.

If I wouldn’t have got an offer of BOGO, 2 Gear watches, and 2 Gear VR’s, for basically the price of one phone, there’s no way I’d have got a GS7. No IR blaster was “fatal".

Seriously, this article has the worst comment thread starters I’ve read in a while.

Luckily seafood is disgusting. Except sushi... And when I eat sushi I actually completely pretend I’m not eating seafood. In my mind, it’s just this thing called “sushi” that in no way has anything to do with seafood, and since I usually only order spicy sushi, it’s easy to forget it’s fish in there.

To each his own. I like my mercury and lead wrapped in rice and spicy sauce.

You and me both, buddy!

You’re one of those people that thinks he likes sushi but really doesn’t. You like rice and spicy sauce with nondescript protein.

I will give up sushi when you pry it from my cold, dead, toxic, metallic hands.

First time in my life that I hear the phrase “Better than Super Metroid”.

Fixed it for ya.