Nightmares are often more memorable than pleasant dreams. 

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

this is where i stopped reading

“ Game recognize game.” 

Yeah, I was like this is fine. And then the hand washing and I’m like nope, tapping out.

Ah yes, the libertarian who works in the “financial sector” and has a girlfriend who is a model in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.

This feels like one of those movies where the cultural references are at least 5 years behind, so I’m going to say no: it’ll be Gangnam Style instead.

75%, with a 50% differential for the Carlton.

What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

It’s, uh... well... at least Jim Carey is always great.

I was an NES/SNES kid in the 80s/90s, but even as someone who remembers this commercial, Sonic doesn’t deserve this (honestly, “Danny Reads Sonic Fanfic” is a kinder fate than what this film is doing to the little guy):

UNSNAP UNSNAP RETURN IT GOD

Fromage, by Carhartt

If you use duck fat as a moisturizer, I'll marry you in that right now. Ok, next week.

Use it as you would Easy Cheese, but make it fashion

What you have now are vanilla poppy seed muffins. Nothing new.