davidr5211
davidr5211
davidr5211

Spider-Man cosplayers will need a new tired joke.

Not Uncle Ben!

I’d love it if they just let Google use Majel Barrett’s voice for the assistant.

I figured this was a recipe for pigeon.

Wait, who uses HBO Max?

Doing a bit more research, I believe these are Mr. Slate’s glasses!

To be fair, aren’t those really fred flintstones glasses?

I'll allow it! 

To be fair, aren’t those really a pair of Nimrud lenses, the Neo-Assyrian piece of ground rock crystal from c. 750 BCE that may have been used as a magnifying device?

1. Those are not Steve Job glasses they are John Lennon’s.

To be fair, aren’t these Luca Giordano glasses?

To be fair, aren’t those really Ben Franklin glasses?

To be fair, aren’t these really John Lennon glasses?

I call dibs on the stereo.

We must patriotically sacrifice tens of thousands of lives so that unemployment numbers stay down and retail stores are open to sell mostly worthless shit to support corporations!

Weird... or deadly?