Also probably no headphone jack. Because courage.

Fromage, by Carhartt

If you use duck fat as a moisturizer, I'll marry you in that right now. Ok, next week.

Use it as you would Easy Cheese, but make it fashion

I swear to god, all I want is for Inbox to stay around!!!! It’s perfect, it automatically groups my messages for me, shoves all the random crap in to “low priority”, and integrates with Google Now to give me up to date information on trips, flight schedules, etc. When I need to find information on an upcoming trip, I…

I shared the same conclusion.

I think this question is largely a case by case basis, but apparently in my situation, it is my penis :-(

I would give up most of my fat deposits without much complaint.

If you don’t want to wait around playing Russian roulette with your Corelle, speed things up and just knock two pieces of Corelle into each other, and they’ll explode like a bomb had gone off in your kitchen.

That’s a deep cut, I applaud you with a star. 

That’s it, folks, shut it down.

I used to be an instagramer like you,

Omfg. I’m dying at this.

I am dying imagining that visual. lol

At the weird dramatic drums coming in after “Do you trust me?” I expected the T-1000 to start running through Agrabah.

What you have now are vanilla poppy seed muffins. Nothing new.

Fucking midwesterners.