davidr5211
davidr5211
davidr5211

Also a nope here,

At the back you’re by the toilet. Stinkiest spot on almost all planes. They also roll service to the front of every section and work back. So if you’re thirsty, you wait the longest and sit longest with your trash. You also get the most people idling and hanging around talking by you too. Not to mention being stuck

I’d only consider doing to this for airlines that actually offer real service, like all-you-can drink beer on JAL, or ice cream on Singapore or ANA.

If it’s just US carriers, no amount of crappy beef stroganoff and pretzels is worth being near the bathroom.

Just nope. I’d rather get off the plane early and not be near the toilet.

Went to Riviera Maya for my honeymoon and almost had the whole awesome experience spoiled when we were placed in the last row on the flight back. The seats did not recline, the dude sitting directly in front of my wife played a phone game the entire flight with keyboard sounds turned on, and we were catching wafts of

No amount of peanuts and wine is worth being near the head.

+2 Rocky mountain oysters.

Normally when a video is described as funny, I can watch it without cracking a smile and move on to the next shiny object in front of me. However, this one is instantly entering the pantheon of clips that make me literally laugh out loud every single time I see it, along with “Raptors mascot on roller skates” and

Pauly shore

Now playing

“America’s most successful touring cover band”? No.

“Alexa, remind me to strip the DRM from all of my Kindle purchases tomorrow.”

Cool, but like, you want to buy a battery pack or something? 

Cool, but like, you want to buy a battery pack or something? 

I laughed and then felt bad.  You heartless (and funny) bastard.  

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

An uncrustable is obviously a pie!

*Reese Witherspoon punches through straw boater*

Claire Lower, the real life Liz Lemon?