What the hell were they using to record that? 1920s film camera?

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Do you put your bacon butter on before your bacon jam?

Some things you should probably not put bacon butter on:

mmm, delish...

No.

The cat has royal blood indeed!

Good comment is good.

What the heck is wrong with you? You are aware are you not, that every accusation of any sort reported in anyway typically calls for being guilty first, whether actual guilt is determined or not at a later date. He was arrested. Thus Internet says he is obviously guilty. If he is not charged later, he has gotten away…

I see the confusion. When you are arrested, it needs to be for a reason so they list the charge. You are not yet charged with a crime though. This is determined by a prosecutor if he/she thinks the arrest was done correctly and there’s enough evidence to apply the listed charge. The prosecutor may also change the …

He was charged, you dolt.

“Seattle police arrested Counter-Strike co-creator Jess Cliffe, 36, early this morning for sexual exploitation of a child.”

literally the first sentence

I will die with you there. It’s a worthy cause.

I will die here beside you.

Lego*

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

I don’t think they’re going to be inclined to spend the money...

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

Crabby Wallet?

Crabby Wallet?

I'd watch this if it was scored by Muse.