Videos of Elevator Etiquette below:

Nuts!

Or... a conscience...

Apparently this guy was also on a commercial in the ‘90s:

I *learned* on this kit! Brings back fond memories for sure.

COTD

Nom nom nom

Not to sound critical, but just because something doesn’t produce an addiction response in lab animals is absolutely not an indication that they won’t become addicts.

Warrants!

Sorry...the name...

Common misconception. Unless it’s lit on fire or boiled off, it’s still there. Don’t assume that because alcohol is hot, it burns away. http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/11/alcohol-doesnt-really-cook-out-of-food-in-most-cases/

True, but for those of us that can’t have any alcohol, that’s not a viable option. Alcohol-free solutions are required for us, so this no worky. :(

Just don’t piss off Rafiki.

I want my 6:13 back!

Not all of us can drink alcohol.

10 GRAND?

In the Splatcave?

Are you saying it’ll make my junk smell pretty?