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Common misconception. Unless it’s lit on fire or boiled off, it’s still there. Don’t assume that because alcohol is hot, it burns away. http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/11/alcohol-doesnt-really-cook-out-of-food-in-most-cases/

True, but for those of us that can’t have any alcohol, that’s not a viable option. Alcohol-free solutions are required for us, so this no worky. :(

Not all of us can drink alcohol.

Are you saying it’ll make my junk smell pretty?

Back atcha.

Sous Vide is taking something and placing it into airtight bags and then dunking it in water for several hours, correct?

Unfortunately not. However, you can simply throw them in a grill pan for 5-7 minutes/side on medium-high heat, and *BOOM* time to eat.

Maybe someone should have put this up sooner

Don’t forget to take the li’l guy out to unwind once in a while

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I’ll just leave this here