I’ll see myself out now

Did someone say BUTTER?

I’ll just leave this here

Or, to save whitespace, the TL;DR version:

TL; DR

I did not see “mmm POP”. I saw something else...between that picture, and the “mmmpop”, I thought I saw this out of the corner of my eye

I’ll just leave this here

I don’t know about a tension rod, but here’s a great use for a towel rod:

Where is the “delete” function in Kinja when you need it? :(

Made with real otters?

How could someone even think this would work?

Dang!

The moment they’re born.

Whenever you’d like to be on the receiving end of this...

^^ So. Much. This