Here’s one way to make sure you don’t get hired in the first place:

I’ll just leave this here.

Here’s one sure-fire way to prevent them going forward:

Ugh.

My stepson made the best 15-oz boneless ribeye steak I’ve ever tasted in my entire life.

You win all the interwebz.

Did someone say Paula Deen?

These things are like crack:

Those sound like serious charges...

I’m not exactly sure, but I think a cat is involved

It’s probably this

Man, Kinja sure needs a “swipe-left” so I don’t have to see stuff like this clogging up my feeds...

Shite cake, you say?