Actually, I have footage that shows the real sound of the Muppet’s voices backstage:

I don’t know about a tension rod, but here’s a great use for a towel rod:

Where is the “delete” function in Kinja when you need it? :(

Made with real otters?

How could someone even think this would work?

Dang!

Starred for the alias...

Me too

Mmm. Neck ribs.

Wow!

The moment they’re born.

Whenever you’d like to be on the receiving end of this...

^^ So. Much. This

Here’s one way to make sure you don’t get hired in the first place:

I’ll just leave this here.