Here’s one sure-fire way to prevent them going forward:

Ugh.

Someone must have put these out

Either glasses were invented around the 1800s, or the game of telephone (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers) was more active than the ability to listen was...

My stepson made the best 15-oz boneless ribeye steak I’ve ever tasted in my entire life.

You win all the interwebz.

Uranus can’t seem to catch a break these days

The idea really bugs me.

I’ll see myself out

Or Jesus.