Did someone say Paula Deen?

I’d buy it if it can squeeze coal and make diamonds.

These things are like crack:

No, he doesn’t Count.

Those sound like serious charges...

And that is a new order.

^^

I’m not exactly sure, but I think a cat is involved

It’s probably this

Man, Kinja sure needs a “swipe-left” so I don’t have to see stuff like this clogging up my feeds...