^^ This.

My favorite gluten-free healthy meal is salad.

Mmmmmmmm

But apparently Ann Wilson doesn’t know the song by Heart by heart...(skip to 0:45). Then there’s the fact that she looks like she ate Nancy Wilson...

I know you said “shiritori” but this is what I immediately thought was this. Guess it’s time for lunch

I sure hope it *tastes* better than it *sounds*...

I’ll just leave this here.

^^

To the chucklehead risking his life...

11. USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS.

True, but keep in mind that the majority of people don’t even bother to exercise: