Came for this, was not disappoint.

Yep, she had me at when she started skiing wearing a Captain Marvel suit. Judging from her accomplishments, she might actually be Captain Marvel.

Fuck the police

But how do you really feel?

It’s Tomato Face aka Bon Morte. He lives to troll Kinja

The only way his name could be more white and Southern is if it was literally “Old White Guy III.”

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

The best part is he never joined the basketball team, and the incident happened two years ago.

If there is any justice in this world, he will mess with Boogie Cousins who will obliterate him leaving only a stain of Axe hair gel on the court.

Finally we get answers to two of the NFL’s burning questions: 1) How long before the Colts finally hold their front office accountable? and 2) What would it look like if Todd Haley had a kid with McKayla Maroney?

“Ernest Ruins Everything”

You’re going the wrong way!

For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

Guy in the Bo Jackson jersey was lucky he didn’t suffer a hip displacement, too.

NOCK NOCK

+1 (kick) return to sender

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Browns are putting the 0-16 in 2016.

Arnold Palmer died in Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was +15.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.