Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

I thought the whole point of Mockingbird was that Atticus couldn’t be the savior. The verdict was predetermined.

Honestly, if you’re interested in the Agatha Christie stories about Poirot, then you’re better off watching the ITV series Poirot with David Suchet. He played the character in 70 episodes for over two decades, and nobody has played Poirot better.

The world weeps for him. 

Not sure how you can make a list like this and omit Farpoint.

Almost every athlete trying to make it in movies needs to begin with physical roles. There is a learning curve to handling rom coms or other work, and I can’t think of any who had long-term success who didn’t start more simply. While not an athlete, Vanna White’s disaster as “the goddess of love” is a cautionary tale…

My favorite part of the kanvanaugh supreme court hearings was that his arrest was because he and his friends got into a drunken bar fight... because they kept insisting some random guy there was the singer from ub40

I mean, he closed by playing “Purple Rain” IN THE FUCKING RAIN.

Also, a trashed location feels fitting for what appears to be a super trashy operation. 

Mardi Gras might also be the only place where you can yell out “sugartits” and not offend anyone.

988 is the national suicide and crisis lifeline.

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

smooth move laxalts

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve read today and I’ve been on twitter twice.

Nothing disrespects the nation’s history so bad as the world’s most famous classically trained flautist playing a historic flute that absolutely no one would have ever known existed otherwise!

Oh god I hope she twerks on everything possible. 

Soooooo Abdul-Jabbar shoving a player and giving the finger (twice) is just as destructive as Irving spreading misinformation during a pandemic? It is as destructive as Irving refusing to vaccinate to protect one’s teammates? These incidents are as boneheaded as Irving’s flat-eartherism? These false equivalencies have…

Matt Gaetz: the lovechild between roofies and Axe Body Spray

So I’m supposed to boycott a billion dollar company because a petulant billionaire with (IMO) poorly designed products doesn’t like the deal he signed that helped make his hideous brand famous and profitable?

Hell yeah. No better way to cap off a summer of political momentum for Dems than moderate, means-tested, financial relief. I can just see Democratic turnout surging now. Man, if Dems hold Congress, the sky’s the limit. We might be able to increase Pell Grant funding by 5%!