Any other clouds you’d like to yell at?

“I’ve been through training with a dog trainer to help me learn new potty training tips.”

Commit a crime in a foreign country and you can be sure that the authorities will try their best to prevent you from leaving. It’s the same in Brazil as anywhere else in a country with, you know, laws.

The Caribbean nations were the home of predominantly West African slaves. West Africans are genetically perfect for sprinting, just as their Eastern counterparts are for long distance running. Combined with a lot of emphasis on athletics in Caribbean schools and the fact you don’t really need a lot of money or…

“Fuck this twitter bullshit”

Of course, because all music lyrics are literal, and all slang is literal too.

For the same reason they redo a false start in football. Seeing someone flinch makes you flinch, so someone false starting would inevitably lead to someone else potentially jumping the gun. He wouldn’t be the one accused of false starting but might gain a significant advantage.

Just do it like we do up here. Dam up a river creating massive environmental impact and get that hydroelectricity dawg.

As a Canadian I have to say, yet again, that Americans get angry over the stupidest shit.

The problem with PEDs is that they keep making new ones that aren’t banned yet, or older drugs are taken in novel ways. Take for instance Sharapova and meldonium, the WTA didn’t make that a banned substance until the start of this year. Now, this was a drug available since the 80s. I can’t even fathom the kind of shit…

And some people find healing by hitting the bottle or shooting up some heroin. I very much doubt that any healing she found through a scam artist that is telling her what she wants to hear is going to be nearly as beneficial, or even long lasting, as proper counselling but I guess we can agree to disagree.

It’s a con. It’s no different than Madoff just on a personal and less expensive level. That she found healing is irrelevant - she could’ve gotten healing from a professionally trained psychologist who could’ve also provided much more benefit. More expensive? Sure, but at least it wasn’t bullshit.

Yep, that’s what I was referring to.

I’m sorry to sound harsh, but it wasn’t real. These so-called mediums say vague statements that your brain then connects to past events, making it seem as if the complete event or memory was spoken by the medium.

And of course, you have to pay for this.

Oh I have no doubt lesbians like breasts, but I’d assume when you have your own you wouldn’t jump at the chance to hold someone else’s. Or maybe they do it for each other? I think I’m putting a little too much thought into this.

I’m starting to think it’s a same sex couple because I can’t think of a single man, myself included, that wouldn’t jump at the chance to hold boobs, especially since that can lead to more than just boob support.

This x100.

Why do you think the baby had to leave? It wasn’t the crying.

Why would he answer strategic questions regarding his team or his future opponent?