I’m literally dying.

This is actually very false. If you ask Belichik a thoughtful question, he’s liable to go on about it like Lombardi did about the sweep.

It’s a shame no one roundhouse’d the tool filming in portrait.

Legal Sea Foods?

I shed a tear of joy as I realized that Toronto’s ancient mass transportation system is equally as shitty as in another city.

I’m sure if you asked her if she knew what irony was she would reply that she irons her husband’s laundry all the time.

Time for a good old fashioned hot take: People who are heartbeats away from death should not have any say in important life matters because they will not live long enough to be truly affected by the consequences. A 91 year old has no business saying women shouldn’t have access to abortion.

Holy shit, what is with fucking idiots and railing on teachers for no reason other than that’s what the conservative talking heads keep repeating?

Occam’s razor really has to rule here. This is the inevitable start of the decline of America. We can all pretend everything is this grand Clinton scheme, but this is the result of American politics. Eventually every great empire declines.

No one counts Italy. Not even the EU.

I have no clue why he’s so apprehensive.

Welcome to the 19th century Pakistan. Only two more to go!

True but you’re thinking as if Twitter is something necessary and should be fought for.

Oh that wasn’t directed at you but in general. Twitter isn’t going to do anything meaningful until people start leaving in droves.

Or just stop using Twitter. Hurt their bottom line if you want actual change from a company.

Alright, fair enough.

The Jets have an opportunity with Brady sitting out the first 4 games to get some ground on the Patriots and inevitably they fuck it in true Jet fashion up by having Smith start at QB.

Educate this ignorant man, where is the sexism in there? The innocent blonde woman part?

I thought it was obvious as fuck when he said socser, but hey, whatever.

Rape a girl when you were a promising athlete: 3 months in prison.