What the fuck is Wet Seal? Sounds like a sex position, not a clothing brand.

And yet her run as VP is vastly more successful than her run as HP CEO.

You mean a child grows and isn’t a fully formed adult? Well, you learn something new every day!

Fair enough.

I’m a hard scientific proof kind of guy. I’ll take essential vitamin supplements but that’s about it so I doubt I’ll ever see a naturopath.

You’re a reasonable person which is very encouraging as I’ve seen naturopaths have a very different idea.

Vaccines? Agreed.
Doctors? Agreed
Homeschooling? Only if done by tutors, not by Cleetus.
Healthy food? Agreed.
Kids being assholes ok?

The vast majority of people buy organic foods because they think it’s better for you. Just as you come from an agricultural area I come from an urban area and believe me, if I hear one more time from some airheaded, scientifically illiterate parent about how Dawson and Jackson only eat organic food because they really…

True, but less. I should’ve been specific.

Actually organic farming isn’t more expensive. Sure, you lose more of the crop but you’re not paying for pesticides. Furthermore the soil on organic farms tends to end up far healthier than non-organic farms which makes growing stuff far easier.

Yeah, sorry, but if you engage in asshole behavior I couldn’t care less if the amount of force used against you in retaliation is disproportional.

To be honest I’m surprised they aren’t arguing to abort more minority fetuses.

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

Ah, I see what you’re getting at, fair enough. I know plenty of stupid smart people too.

I’m 100% sure that a neuroscientist would know that autism has fuck all to do with vaccines administered after birth.

As a neuroscientist, one who you would be forgiven to assume knows a thing or two about scientific consensus, for her not to unequivocally argue for vaccines is an abdication of responsibility as a scientist and a stain on her academic reputation.

Don’t you worry Americans, Canadians will still carry your teams to Stanley Cup glory this year. We won’t take back our players simply because our teams are flaming garbage.

Yeah, I want weed legal too but I’d never vote for Paul because I still am concerned about the rest of their agenda.

I immediately thought of Louis CK’s being white bit.

I’m sorry, but both being antiwar does not bridge the gap between an ultra-small government nutbar and a self-identifying socialist. Unless of course these people are just idiots without and political sense, which I can’t say is impossible.