Fuck the NRA.

But it does! Without that scene—more specifically, the one that follows when she finds out he was lying about his dead wife—she never would have decided to go back to the dealership and question William H Macy again!

she refuses to let me continue the usage of my beach towels

Arsenal and Spurs somehow both managing to blow it in hilarious fashion in the same game was perhaps the most predictable and fitting result this game could have offered.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really looking forward to the Academy Awards ceremony. I hope there are a lot of memorable Oscar moments. It will be fun to remember them later.

We put a camera on Greg’s and Marchman’s faces during the game, clipped out the moment right after Messi’s penalty, superimposed the two images on top of each other, and ended up with this:

It may be easy but anything that includes a year waiting is not convenient enough for me. Sorry Lana.

i have to wait a year then a few hours? Your bread sounds like bullshit

Maybe, just maybe, this human being shouldn’t be subjecting herself to more punches/kicks to the skull in the future.

Going to be an especially hard one this year, Spurts.

Are you going to wear your weekday suit like a poor person? Gross.

Excellent work here. Bands are way better when you’re wondering what happened to them instead of seeing them all the time wondering why.

A true Kodak moment! Oh, wait...

And here, an animated version:

It’s worth noting that a lot of instagram filters put yellow tints over photos (which is often flattering and vintage-y looking), but yellow and purple are complementary hues, and mixing them will turn the color muddy and brown-ish. Seeing the makeup (that’s pretty obviously purple and glittery) in other photos makes…

Annnnnnnd Yahtzee.

So you are saying he won unanimously!

It’s about time Wisconsin produced an NFL caliber running back.

Oh, are they? I hadn’t heard. They should try advertising that a little.