See the problem with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

Nooo! Not my $11!

I think we all know Samer’s fear is teenage bloggers.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

Right now, this is what the world looks like to Samer.

This post wins all the Kinja

The Aristocrats?

The Taliban couldn’t...

You mean he doesn’t rely on nanobubbles?

“The Life Aquatic is everyone’s least favorite Wes Anderson movie.”

What if I told you ... that an online sports blog that promises “sports news without access, favor, or discretion” brought down an asshat mayor ...

Sounds like the same variety I had. You get some surgery, a little bit of radiation, and you take a synthetic thyroid hormone pill the rest of his life. The badass neck scar fades too quick.

Scary as hell, like all cancer. But it’s one of the more treatable ones. Good luck to him.

Complete monster (picture left) and abominable snowman celebrate at recent Villian-Con.

OK, here we go... As a former soldier in the British Army, who served with the 7th Armoured (you know, the Desert Rats?) in the desert in ‘91, as well as Northern Ireland, Bosnia, Belize, Kosovo, and a number of African nations including Sierra Leone and Somalia (is that enough dick waving? I could go on) I am going…

The campaign has been careful to separate campaign events and the book tour, and doesn’t want to classify the tour as related to the campaign in any way.

I concur doctor!

I thought Love Actually was the worst movie ever?

For chrissake, can someone finally get through to these fuckwits that the shit you slyly murmur over the rim of your bloody mary, as you scope passersby with your brunch companion (singular), is very often not fit for broadcasting to the entire world?